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12-03-2006, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Andrew R
Sorry, but I was just wondering if we have to make up the jokes, as otherwise, it wouldn't be much of a competition.. I'm just asking because more than half of these jokes are on joke websites. :\ I heard them repeatedly throughout the year.
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The competition is being able to find a joke that is better than the other guy. Had I said that they have to be created by the member submitted I could see us only getting perhaps 4 jokes.
If you don't think it's much of a competition, don't enter, don't win any prizes.
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12-03-2006, 08:37 PM
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1st entry:
A little girl asked Santa to send her a little sister.
Santa said, "On one condition, send me your mother."
2nd entry:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
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12-03-2006, 08:45 PM
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Q. What did Santa say to the three blondes?
A. Ho! ho! ho!
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12-03-2006, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by sparckyz
Q. What did Santa say to the three blondes?
A. Ho! ho! ho!
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Stole Mine (Sorta):
Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson, and Lindsay Lohan
Ho, Ho, Ho!
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12-03-2006, 09:31 PM
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Q: Why doesn't Santa have any kids?
A: ...Because he only comes once a year and that's down the chimney.
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12-04-2006, 12:15 AM
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lol wildhoney, you have no idea how tempted i was to use that joke
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12-04-2006, 12:22 AM
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Hehe. One of us has to be daring enough to say it! I'm sure many of us were considering it.
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12-04-2006, 06:10 AM
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Andrew, these will be judged on what we think is fun and humorous. If anyone's joke is original please say so, I have heard every one of these before. Originality would help your chances but if it's a crap joke it won't.
JJ, please note I am not favoring anyone, nor will any of the judges. We are looking for the funniest joke in our opinions, it's that simple. I have already seen one that I like, unless there is a better one, it will win.
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12-04-2006, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Julian
JJ, please note I am not favoring anyone, nor will any of the judges. We are looking for the funniest joke in our opinions, it's that simple. I have already seen one that I like, unless there is a better one, it will win.
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I found one I like too
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12-04-2006, 11:45 AM
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